5-serie Original Mileage - Fully documented history

“This M5 just keeps creating great experiences.” — Jörg Weidinger (BMW M)

Imagine this: it’s 1993. You’re a German banker with a slight penchant for antisocially fast driving, but you don’t want the neighbors to see that you’re actually a psychopath. That’s exactly where the E34 M5 comes in. On the outside, it looks like a car that dutifully shows up on time at the Rotary Club, but under the hood sits a 3.6-liter inline-six ripped straight from the legendary M1 supercar. This was the very last M5 truly hand-built by a group of stubborn men in Garching who refused to listen to the accountants. The result? A machine that just works.

And let’s talk about those wheels. The ‘M-System’ Turbines. The average passerby probably thinks you stole hubcaps from an old washing machine, but in reality, they’re designed to ram cool air to the brakes while you’re blasting down the Autobahn at 155 mph. That’s the essence of the E34 M5: absolute form over function. No flashy spoilers or four exhausts the size of sewer pipes—just a subtle “gentleman’s express” with the soul of a track monster. It’s the perfect bridge between the days when you actually had to know how to drive and the era when computers decided they knew better than you. It’s a car with balls—but wearing a tie.

Now, this particular example in Diamant Schwarz Metallic. With just 72,000 kilometers on the clock, this M5 is barely awake. It began life in Japan—where they polish cars more often than their teeth—and made its way to our showroom via a Danish collector. The condition is so frighteningly good you’ll fall in love immediately, and the toolkit in the trunk is more complete than the average operating room. Forget Bitcoin or soybean futures; this is a tangible piece of automotive history that only grows in value while you enjoy that glorious S38 engine. It’s rare, it’s hand-built, and it’s damn cool. Anyone still hesitating at this point probably deserves a Prius.